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    Introducing

    Fake Pitch Fridays

    In our free time, we like to think of fake company concepts.

    Then, we release detailed pitch decks for these concepts in PDF form via our Friday newsletter.

    Great for a fun Friday read and pranking your VC network.

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    Totler

    Bringing meritocracy and transparency to infant recruiting

    Our Fake Company Portfolio

    Glasses for people who need them, but don't want to seem smarter

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    Dumm Glasses

    The first pre-pre-professional networking application for babies

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    Totler

    Camoflage shoelaces that prevent people from seeing them untied and calling you out about it

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    Unsightly

    A dating service that actually takes your temperature

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    Temptt

    Made from 100% ugly produce,

    Ugly Soup has award winning SKUs, including Unattractive Chicken Noodle, Grotesque Tomato, and Grisly Butternut Squash

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    Ugly Soup

    Follicool gives hair sticking power to combat wind, hat hair, and flying bird poop.

    Follicle

    Biosciences

    Coming Soon

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    ...and more

    Example Pitch: Dumm Glasses

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    Mountain Range

    Meet Our Entrepreneurs

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    Sarah Bellum,

    Dumm

    Sarah has been in the e-commerce and eyewear industries for over 20 years. An eye doctor turned fashion executive, Sarah started Dumm in 2021. Under Sarah's leadership, Dumm hopes to help millions of people not appear smarter while wearing glasses.

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    Jay Walker,

    Unsightly

    After working at Nike for 15+ years, Jay saw an opportunity to innovate his own shoe line. He sold his first startup business to Adidas in 2020 before working full-time on Unsightly. Jay is widely recognized as a leader in the invisible shoelace space.

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    Sue Flay,

    Ugly Soup

    Prior to founding Ugly Soup, Sue developed significant experience in the CPG space. Sue and CTO Chris Coe co-founded the company in 2019 and she has since led Ugly Soup to become the most consumed ugly soup brand in the Northeastern United States.

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